The Simpsons

=== Season 1 episode 1===

(You're Homer)You're in your car, driving to your kids school to watch their Christmas Show.

Marge: " Ohh, go slowly Homer! "

You: " There's no reason to go slow. "

When you arrive you go to your seat and see the end of a class choir. When it ends Skinner come to the podio.

Skinner: " Wasn't that wanderfull? And now, "Santas from many lands" which is performed by the whole 2nd grade class "

Marge: " Thats Lisa's class! "

You watch all the kids until it's Lisa turn.

Prof.Largo: " And now Lisa Simpson as Tawanga, the Santa Claus from The South Seas ".

You see Lisa in underpants and a bra with a big mask and two burning torches. She does a dance with the torches, and almost gets burned. When she finishes everybody claps.

Skinner: " And now the 4th class will sing "Jinggle Bells"

Marge: " Look at Bart, he sings like an angel"

Bart: " Oh Jinggle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Batmobill lost his wheel, Joker got away,HEY"

You see Skinner dragging Bart out of there.

After that you go home.

(What charecter do you chose?)

Bart

Lisa

Marge

Homer